Is anyone here a tree surgeon..?

Today I bought beds, made from hemp.

a pear?

Bakers dozen.

Syringa reticulata
no pun but remarkably tree like and surgery like.

You're googling tree names.
That's cheating. banned
All my puns were produced in my own feeble brain.

as i started this thread and clearly have an interest in trees it may be argued that i actually know all these names without the need for google... Agathis brain that just knows stuff. Annona(ther) thing, all yours are Plane Rooibos anyway, and im Sequoia insults and slander, you Ulmus had me in tears. i tried to Evoidia but i may just put you on ignore instead. whats the Matai with you, i'll not Tilia again, you big meany.

Surely you'd not need a tree surgeon with your knowledge.. you'd just talk to the trees and ask them nicely to shed their limbs.
I'm not playing this game any more.
banned

ah shame. it was fun while it lasted. off out now to get a new steerer for my forks....

Tree fork?

Yew sad people. Wood do anything to make yourselves poplar.

Sorry, Clive, but that was just about the most unimaginative assemblage of tree puns imaginable. :)

as i started this thread and clearly have an interest in trees it may be argued that i actually know all these names without the need for google... Agathis brain that just knows stuff. Annona(ther) thing, all yours are Plane Rooibos anyway, and im Sequoia insults and slander, you Ulmus had me in tears. i tried to Evoidia but i may just put you on ignore instead. whats the Matai with you, i'll not Tilia again, you big meany.

YouTube- Pushin Too Hard -The Seeds (1967)

No puns.

Any one up for taking down a tree in Slough (at a relatives house)?

I've sent edmundro a PM.

Tree surgeon within reaxh of north london n7 ? Any recommendation here ?

Bump I'll need one soon too I think.

@edmundro ^ ^^

Thks, for some reason had in my head that he was out of london bounds, popped him a message

@Glws
Have sent you a north London recommendation by PM, I’m out of the game these days.