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  • Next time you're out on your bike, take a tin bath and about 4 or 5 gallons of water in plastic containers. In the event of a flat tire this will help you locate any punctures you may have.

  • Do not put in your contact lenses after you've chopped onions or chillies without VERY THOROUGHLY washing your hands first.

  • Never fry bacon naked

  • One from Viz a couple of issues back:

    "Anarchists, the next time you're out and about attempting to smash the state, remember to not smash your local dole office"

  • Heres one from my very exciting weekend.

    When using a powerful floor sander, wear gel padded cycling gloves, to partially shield yourself from vibrations.

  • and slippers... you should also wear slippers to keep your feet warm and comfortable.

  • This one is a classic from my nan " Baggy trousers = Baggy mind"

  • never tie your shoelaces in a revolving door.

  • front to back, never the other way around.

  • never tie your shoelaces to a revolving door.

  • Ha!

  • Always make sure the ladder is ther before descending from your loft. My back hurts.

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