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• #102
Do not put in your contact lenses after you've chopped onions or chillies without VERY THOROUGHLY washing your hands first.
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• #103
Never fry bacon naked
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• #104
One from Viz a couple of issues back:
"Anarchists, the next time you're out and about attempting to smash the state, remember to not smash your local dole office"
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• #106
and slippers... you should also wear slippers to keep your feet warm and comfortable.
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• #107
This one is a classic from my nan " Baggy trousers = Baggy mind"
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• #108
never tie your shoelaces in a revolving door.
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• #109
front to back, never the other way around.
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• #110
never tie your shoelaces to a revolving door.
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• #111
Ha!
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• #112
Always make sure the ladder is ther before descending from your loft. My back hurts.
Next time you're out on your bike, take a tin bath and about 4 or 5 gallons of water in plastic containers. In the event of a flat tire this will help you locate any punctures you may have.