Royalty

FFS ciao🤜🤛

Just ignore Whopper people, not worth responding to troll.

It really hurts to read that, I thought I explained myself sufficiently

Old white man says a woman of colour should be stripped, pelted with shit:

https://mobile.twitter.com/simonharris_mbd/status/1604116770004111360

Asking for a friend

Troll call sign

I’d have made him look a bit less like his bro and, although it might be standard procedure, I would not have watermarked with ‘SPECIMEN’.

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The lazy eye is a nice touch though

After the Royal Mint’s Elf on a shelf quip yesterday, I suppose we should be asking whether this is either:

a) A scrote on a note; or
b) A skiver on a fiver

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Nonce defender on legal tender

Feelings of hurling due to posh cunt on pound sterling.

After the Royal Mint’s Elf on a shelf quip yesterday

I still haven't got what the quip was...

Me an all. 'King on some bling?'

Apparently it was “sovereign on a sovereign” which isn’t very funny and rather misses the joke

sovereign on a sovereign

Fucking shit, it's the same word not a rhyme and every fucking sovereign has a fucking sovereign on, this has really put me off the monarchy.

Nonce defender on legal tender

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And of course the coin was named the "sovereign" in the first place because it had a big fuck-off picture of the sovereign on it. It's the worst "joke" ever created and the entire Royal Mint should be abolished.

I have decided that it wasn't a quip at all, but a response to this non-Royal Mint product:

The world’s FIRST EVER Official Elf on the Shelf 50p!
This exclusive new 50 pence coin bears the late Queen’s effigy and is thought to be one of the very last coins she approved.

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That isn't a real 50p is it?

Yes. In the Pitcairn Islands, pop. 47.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_Islands#Crafts_and_external_sales

Actually made by a private mint in Camberwell, it seems.

Edit: you would have thought at least one of the newspapers covering the 'story' would have spotted this.

Did they hire the Mills & Boon cover artist to do that portrait? It's hilariously shit.

That sent me down a lovely wiki rabbit hole for a couple of hours. Ta.

The thing for me is that the main selling point is that it's the first-ever Elf on the Shelf legal tender, as if it's a surprise that there wasn't a Guatemalan quetzal range a few years back.

edit: also, the royals are massive cunts - sorry, got a bit caught up in the sidetrack.

The rabbit hole was all about the island, atolls and the "local" area. Couldn't give two fucks the coins or the cunts on them.

It's a fitting sidetrack though, no? The island is full of incestuous pedo rapists too, just like the royals.