Unplanned things that happen to expensive cars

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Horny.

Unplanned things I'd like to happen to expensive cars

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300 km/hr eh?

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You have to admire some of the engineering that must have gone into protecting the driver/passenger in that car. The rest of the car is smashed to fuck but the 'cab' looks pretty good.

I guess it is essential in a car that will be driven by cunts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_SF90_Stradale
$516k, 1000 PS, 0-100 km/h (62 mph) in 2.5 seconds, 0–200 km/h (124 mph) in 6.7 seconds

not sure if we've had this one yet?
https://www.itv.com/news/channel/2022-09-29/multi-million-pound-ferrari-in-victoria-avenue-crash
ferrari enzo - approx £2.5 million quids

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Looks like it happened only a few doors down from the owners house.

"It is understood that a delivery driver was at the wheel of the Ferrari when the crash happened."

imagine having to make that phone call to your boss...

A multi-million pound Ferrari Enzo and a Honda Jazz

Something comical about that sentence

I guess it is essential in a car that will be driven by cunts.

Presumably a considerable portion of their business is selling replacement cars to people that have binned them.

Mostly selling them to their insurance providers I reckon…

Defo

Unplanned things that happen to less expensive cars:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cars-spray-painted-move-windows-25673875

Wow, good effort.

Heart warming to see the Audi fucked up

It's not clear, but I think it also says 'TWAT' on the side. Beautiful work.

Park like a cunt get tret like a cunt.

re-post from the commute thread with a few more photos.
looks like it's gone up from the inside as the front / rear ends were relatively undamaged.
the doors were pretty much completely melted away, no roof left etc.
it looks like the fire crew had to crowbar the back of the adjacent van door open, presumably to check nobody was inside?

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presumably to check nobody was inside?

Or that it wasn't full of stuff which might go bang.

I did fire marshal training recently at work and the person taking the course was a fireman to who does training in his spare time. He said these electric car fires are a nightmare because of the lithium. According to him in Germany they have fire trucks with a crane and a swimming pool on the back and they just plonk them in the pool when they go pop.

Lithium fires produce their own oxygen which is why they're so difficult to extinguish.

or that, yeah.
i wonder why the van wasn't dragged out of the way?

https://www.carscoops.com/2019/03/firefighters-dropped-a-burning-bmw-i8-into-a-water-container/

I always fill the kitchen sink with water in case my chip pan catches fire.