Pro-cycling thread

They're not in the UK.

The umbrellas are down.

I know, that was a general condemnation unrelated to the piece of art that I posted earlier

I love Vichy

vibes!

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this is inaccurate because Nixon (lance) and Kissinger (Johan) missing

who's Bush snr though??

MVDP fined A$1500 (around £900) after pleading guilty and on his way home. It’s been an expensive trip as he paid to fly first class out of his own pocket too.

At least he didnt go on the charly after winning like boonen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrlGuGFjxgM

Even the Eurosport 1 hour highlights package of the road worlds is 50% beach shots

So weird and creepy.

Chatroom groomer.
Show me on the doll where he touched you.

Incredible! Charlie and crashed Lambos await...

Couple of cool performances on the Croatia race finish yesterday; never heard of Oscar Onley before and he was hanging with Jonas V in an uphill sprint and sprinter Jonathan Milan being an absolute mad lad.

If you watched the Tour of Britain, you'd know that Onley is a promising climber (he went clear with Pidcock and Dylan Teuns on the Yorkshire stage, but they were brought back).

For all the criticism DSM get, they are very effective at spotting young talent.

Nairo (and presumably Dayer) Quintana to leave Arkea-Samsic.

His destination is unknown but Movistar don’t have any big name South American riders. Just saying.

Bit crap - raced back from lovely Canopy beers after track , only to find no live stream of Giro dell Emilia …. bollocks …. looked forward to an afto on the sofa ..
Had to watch pro cycling stats like old teletext …. to make it weirder - Enric Mas wins a race … ! was he supposed to be leading out Valverde …. ? !

Nairo looks finished to be honest.

Based on what criteria?

No mention of the break at Coppa Agostoni? All the forum favourites - Vincenzo Nibali, Urán, Martin, Valverde, Mas etc. Actually quite a good race if anyone has some time to waste.

Tramadol

he has been on a massive downturn over the last few years but the 751 UCI points this year suggests there's enough teams that will want him.