• “The officers drove up to his car and saw he was using his mobile phone. He told the officers he was "in communication with his wife"”
    As in “I’m dehydrated”. No, you’re thirsty.
    “I’m hypoglycaemic” No, you’re hungry.
    “I was in communication.” No, you’re driving while using your phone.
    Fuck off and die you cunt.
    As in “fuck of and die you cunt.”

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