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âThe officers drove up to his car and saw he was using his mobile phone. He told the officers he was "in communication with his wife"â
As in âIâm dehydratedâ. No, youâre thirsty.
âIâm hypoglycaemicâ No, youâre hungry.
âI was in communication.â No, youâre driving while using your phone.
Fuck off and die you cunt.
As in âfuck of and die you cunt.â
And not one of them is a chauffeur? How nouveau riche đ§