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bbc should draft in carlton kirby

This is a genius plan.

No

Oh, how sad.

bbc should draft in carlton kirby

Genuine lol here

The word around Balmoral is that she died 2 hrs ago but no announcement until the sons have arrived from the airport.

I've looked everywhere and I can't find a life-sized, inflatable model of E.T...

Looking forward to a coronation in the midst of a cost of living crisis.

Same as George V or was it VI, want to announce just in time for 6pm news, not during some grubby property programme.

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(I don't know what I am talking about)

Boomers will be quick to remind you that there was rationing during the last one. I am sure there will be a lot of "then and now" comparisons telling people that they've never had it so good...

What do they do if London Bridge actually falls?

Announce it as its happening so we all get to sing the song, banging kettles out the window like the good old days of 2020.

BBC1 has just shown an Army Land Rover leaving Balmoral. Probably carrying the lizard carcass to the plant where they liquefy it to make nutrition for the other lizards. (FYI it's called Soylent Taupe.)

I'd probably opt for Southwark bridge myself. Unless the roadworks are still ongoing in which case I'd recommend Blackfriars I think.

Whilst we wait for the main course, some popcorn:

https://twitter.com/PetronellaWyatt

Jesus 😆

So I expect the response to be totally normal on Normal Island

it's so awful but I can't stop scrolling. incredible consistency of awful takes

villa-ru

What do they do if London Bridge actually falls?

buy back that one we sold to robert mcculloch 54 years ago

Hyde Park at Dawn finished me off.

I think it’s “Operation The Queen Has Died”

This isn't news, but I stayed at Balmoral once.

Fastest golf club entry ever brought me here.

Golf thread fishing if ever I’ve seen it

haha!