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Jacob Rees Mogg was referred to as a haunted ventriloquist's dummy as long ago as January 21.

Charlie Brooker said Anne Widdecombe looked like 'a haunted cave in Poland' about 20 years ago.

John Kerry was being referred to as 'a haunted tree' about the same time.

Very happy to learn that Liz Truss is being referred to as "The Iron Weathercock".

(Less happy that she's in a position to earn the moniker, but...)

I prefer ‘haunted pencil’ for JRM

A Steampunk CP-30

I've got no love for Javid, but isn't he infinitely more capable than Braverman in terms of taking over the Home Office?

Is he in the dog house for some reason? Or is he planning to kick back and take up a second job of some sort?

You don't promote capable people, you promote idiots who will owe their advancement to you as no one else would be stupid enough to give them that position. You want dog-like loyalty over competence - see Nadine Dorries.

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Brilliant

What is with the endless praising Boris, don't get it, he's gone, you don't need to suck up to him anymore

The Tory membership love Saint Boris, so even if you voted to get rid of him you have to kiss his sainted ring as often and as showily as possible to keep your own ambitions on track.

Also, he’s only gone to do some ploughing, he’ll be back to rule over us all come the end of monarchy as the first elected president of the UK (minus Scotland and NI).

Therese Coffey is appointed Health & Social Care Secretary and deputy PM

this is v good

Attractive stains.

And I've just discovered she comes from the same village as I do.

Is this fat shaming or Health shaming

He’s seeing it as having his Churchillian wilderness years apparently

Cigar appreciation

did anyone check the removal van for top secret documents when boris left, i can see him doing a trump and selling a few juicy secrets for cash

I’m jealous she looks like she having a great time.

Pyjamas ✔️
Cigar ✔️
Booze ✔️

Those twisty lecterns are ugly as sin

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