• With great regret I am forced to report @hippy for several recent examples of bald shaming. I accept that he probably doesn't realise how hurtful this is to those whose personal grooming kit includes a chamois leather and furniture polish. Other forms of body shaming have rightly been called out on the Internet's friendliest forum. A ban would be excessive, but temporary barring from the forum kebab shop might be proportionate.

  • I am forced to report @hippy

    Good luck with that. Pictured: Hippy wearing his new TT helmet and textured skinsuit

  • "Can I use your legal advice in the upcoming Tesco vs. BaldBastard case?"

    A mere 3 days ago. Not all bald people are bastards, Colin!

    I know we both find The Rock very attractive in a purely oil-based sexual way.

    As for bald shaming, I don't think so. I was talking about shitting on that fucker that owns Amazon who's name I've forgotten and he is rich and he is bald, so I was simply stating identifying facts.

    On a more serious note, if you are having body images problems though and you find my comments are not helping then I will try to refrain from baldist comments. Is saying "But I used to choose to shave my head a #1" like saying "some of my best friends are gay"?

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