Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Posted on Mon 22nd, July 2019

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• #4701

Acliff

My fishmonger
• #4702

ric_a5

BoJo might have been viewing a couple of houses for sale on my road
• #4703

NickCJ in reply to @ric_a5

BoJo might have been viewing a couple of houses for sale on my road

He is almost bankrupt... not such a flex!
• #4704

Sumo in reply to @NickCJ

Depends who's paying for it
• #4705

chez_jay in reply to @ric_a5

The rumours are Burbage Road or Turney Road, handy for HHV
• #4706

chez_jay

my current framebuilder
• #4707

Mukashi in reply to @chez_jay

Golf club indeed
• #4708

platypus

I'm happy to say I did very nicely out of it
• #4709

almac68

best man has gone and booked session at the Royal Berkshire Gun Club for the stag-do
• #4710

Tonts in reply to @platypus

10/10! A classic of the genre.
• #4711

Tonts in reply to @almac68

Also superb.
• #4712

jakemcree in reply to @almac68

Peak GC
• #4713

MTB-Idle

Meanwhile in my neck of the woods we have to share the roads with this kind of golf club wanker

https://twitter.com/SurreyRoadCops/status/1548416455422533640?t=TXAqyGYziTEWlhM-l-qqbA&s=19

Sure he had probably been propping up the bar and recounting stories of 'killer cyclists' and other Daily Mail-isms shortly before

We intercepted him leaving a golf club near Banstead ⛳️ The driver provided a roadside sample of 101ug - the limit is 35ug. We also found cocaine on the driver.
• #4714

eskay in reply to @MTB-Idle

Tom Chobham @ChobhamTom Jul 16
Replying to @Vulcan01 @SurreyRoadCops
1 in a million chance they saved someone’s life but 100% they’ve ruined this poor blokes…..

Fucking hell
• #4715

kl in reply to @MTB-Idle

We also found cocaine on the driver.
• #4716

pifko in reply to @eskay

100% they’ve ruined this poor blokes

Makes me smile
• #4717

c00ps in reply to @eskay

but 100% they’ve ruined this poor blokes…..

Let's fucking well hope so too.
• #4718

si_mon628

Ha

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62532840
• #4719

TotalShanner

Edit - wrong thread
• #4720

moocher
Seems some members are moving on to the yacht club....
@platypus

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• #4721

edscoble

Thread need to be renamed no context golf club
• #4722

lynx in reply to @Acliff
• #4723

Ramsaye

I am about to be living in a Charter City
• #4724

eskay

I'm on a train from Zurich to Paris
• #4725

Acliff in reply to @eskay

Not sure trains are golf club.

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