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  • The someone I was thinking of was the police ...

  • Why would they be walking around checking who is in a flat and then breaking in?

    Feels like a massive overstep of their responsibility. We're far enough towards a police state as it is without unwarranted access "because a thermal imaging tool said so".

  • She called the police twice. “I told them my neighbour was missing and there was a bad smell. They came and stood outside the door and said they couldn’t smell anything. They said perhaps she had gone away and left a pet behind, or perhaps some food had gone off and was rotting. I knew she didn’t have a pet; you’re not allowed them in this building. I wanted them to break the door down, but they said they couldn’t without a warrant. They said the landlord needed to deal with it.” The second time she called the police – she can’t remember precisely when – she found their response even less helpful. “They seemed quite annoyed – like we were just a bunch of nosy neighbours. They said they couldn’t do anything.”

    *The police confirm that they went twice to the flat in October 2020 “but found no grounds for forcing entry”; their involvement was referred to the Directorate of Professional Standards in March, which ruled that it did not reach the threshold for getting the Independent Office for Police Conduct involved, “due to the likelihood that the resident was deceased before the calls to police”.
    “It’s odd – they seem to be saying it doesn’t matter they didn’t do their job properly because she was already dead,” Harman says. She has attempted to get an explanation from the police and Peabody about how officers could conclude that they had spoken to Sheila, when she was almost certainly long dead.*

  • the police did the right thing... " I wanted them to break the door down, but they said they couldn’t without a warrant. They said the landlord needed to deal with it.".

    Fuck giving the police any more power or authority than they have.

  • Fuck giving the police any more power or authority than they have.

    Agreed, but they already have the power. Section 17 of PACE would have allowed them to force entry to save life or limb. They must have thought there wasn't any such threat at the time. I almost used it once when I used to work for/with them. Call that a neighbour could see through a skylight and there were a pair of legs that belonged to a seemingly unconscious person sticking out of the bathroom door. When we got there, the ambulance had beaten us to it. Door open and lock pieces strewn up the hallway.

    CSB: dude had had a bit too much GHB, passed out in the bathroom and was soon medically fine. But as he was coming round, he became VERY friendly and was trying to get one of the paramedics to come to bed with him. Totally oblivious to the 6 other people standing around his bed.

  • I was the juror on a locked room murder last year and the pigs kicked the door straight through under v similar circumstances?

    The neighbour upstairs called them to say about the smell from the flat below and no answer from the occupant. Police turned up a few mins later, checked, knocked, then kicked it straight through to find the body rotting away in there.

    They never said anything about the landlord or needing a warrant? Just went straight at it.

    Spoiler.......................the neighbour who phoned them turned out to be the killer.

  • They knew he was a goner as soon as they opened the front door into the main hallway of the flats. Bodycam footage had one of them saying something like "yep, thats a dead one" soon as they caught the smell. Poor man was an absolute state when they got into the flat.

  • A couple of years ago my neighbours heard a loud blood curdling scream and a clattering in a flat upstairs. Police turned up and broke the door down within ten minutes after there was no answer.

    (Never did find out where the scream came from).

  • Salted Egg Pringles

    The salted what now?


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  • After posting that I messaged a friend in Kuala Lumpar and asked him if he could bring a few tubes back next time he is home. Salted egg crisps are the dogs bollocks.

  • Very wtf indeed

  • Why would they be walking around checking who is in a flat and then breaking in?

    The neighbours called them because they were concerned about the welfare of a living alone resident perhaps ?
    Turns out they were right.

  • These ones in particular...

  • Those look so dirty, but so good.

  • Dear God no

  • Never read that combination of words before, never imagined it was an actual a thing people make/buy/eat.

    Kinda wish it had stayed that way.

  • There are (often) salted egg crisps by the counter in TK Maxx, which are the greatest crisp since Brannigan's stopped their roast beef and mustard flavour and also vegan.

  • This brought me dangerously close to importing salted egg fish skin snacks from Singapore.

    If I find any that don't require shipping 10,000 kilometers, I'm having them.

  • Grabs wallet and door keys

  • I just bought 8 bags from Irvins after posting that. They’ve been in my mind since a mate came over to Europe via Singapore and saw them in the airport. Got spicy salmon too.

  • Yes! Those are incredibly good. But the last time Jana bought me some they were so expensive. Pretty much a fiver for a bag from memory. No idea if you can get them cheaper though.

  • They're not even cheap in Singapore.

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