Having done the swipe-and-send on a stool recently, this sounds great!
(except the data would be sold and then we’d have to hack our own shit to prevent punitive insurance premiums &c &c or buy shit on the streets and who knows what that’s been cut with?)
I'd be happy for them to stay mooted - Unrestricted screening for conditions where people are non-symptomatic is deleterious to both personal and public health outcomes. Even before you factor in the risks of having that data flying around.
Jokes aside, we will absolutely have toilets that check for health problems in the future.