I hate

Do you react to cyanoacrylate/super glues? Might be an option.

'Super'

It used to be a good word before everyone started sticking it into most conversations.

That is super annoying

Last time I tried to fix myself with superglue I got in trouble - apparently it shouldn't be used on deep head wounds :( Maybe I should just not injure myself.

Even superglue?! It's like glue, but really really awesome!!

I'll concede that one

There's some alternatives here which you may not be aware of.

https://www.riverchasedermatology.com/blog/the-5-best-bandages-for-those-allergic-to-adhesive/

Yes. I think it superceded the lesser used but just as annoying 'uber', which is now also the name of a company.

This is useful, thanks!

No one makes Uber Glue yet!

This was the best I could find

https://youtu.be/UkAYWaaQDeA

They suck man.

Never the right way up.
Rain never used to worry me.

Deluxe.

Eurgh

Flip-flops or sliders, as they appear to be known, with fucking socks. Stop it, cunts!

https://www.havaianas-store.com/en/socks

Even these?

Shan't

It's been luxe for many years now

Ah so (apologies) it's cultural appropriation then? Am I proper woke or what? Oh and @Ramsaye those socks are for wronguns in my opinion.

So shoguns and wronguns, got it.

They will soon be green again when it rains.

Good one grandad, when does it ever rain anymore?

Apologies, that is me!

Yeah, I can't get behind that one. Live cam

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Socks and slides is better than showing your fucking feet to anyone.
Should be a criminal offence to display feet or toes in public.
Swimming is the only exception.

Literally, totally and technically get used way too much as well

Tabi socks are for jika tabi. Flip flops are acčeptable. Slides are a no-no

I did not expect the water wars to start for a few more years but okay.

Troops crossing the 49th parallel by this time next year?