Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Probably not a diesel Lada estate in dogshit brown.

My robot will cut mine anytime between sun up and sun down

None for ages then three in a week, I’ll be up for committee membership at this rate.

Just to add a bit of meta to this thread I'm just arriving at the corporate hospitality tent at St Andrews.

Sue me

Just to add a bit of meta to this thread I'm just arriving at the corporate hospitality tent at St Andrews.

This depends entirely on whether you are a waiter or a wanker.

Is that service offered in the toilets at these fancy places?

Ask an expert. @Bobbo?

I worked for the Pretenders and he'd always turn up to do a few songs with Chrissie

Unconvinced being a roadie is golf club...

Sorry for derail (it was either here or the Pro cycling thread), but when will EF sign Cameron Smith?

we have a swimming pool

I’ve had ice cream for breakfast 3 days in a row

Adult status confirmed

the ceiling my hallway above my stairs must be about 4 meters, maybe more

Chef's kiss.

It appears to be impossible to get a reasonably priced window cleaner

some good shit from Mick Lynch here. Jump to 0:50 for the GC reference

https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1551975194662780931?s=20&t=bhRsKe7bV0AMWOzNUc4PMQ

a good friend of mine in the Netherlands has banked nearly €5m in two years just from selling advertising space

I think we're getting to the point of needing a 'things/people stonehenge has done/knows' a la uve bin scobled.

somebody approached me to help set up a celebrity fart NFT site

In a posh jar clippy jar

It's more a storeroom for my golf clubs, crates of peroni, and jeans

Taking a look at Chrono24 the value of my watches has fallen across the board

I’ve just got so many bikes to put somewhere