I hate

Jetskis
4x4s of the littoral zone

The reluctance of restaurants in France to give you butter with the bread they bring out. Not sure if it’s a regional thing.

Mosquitos when did they become such a problem in the UK? Had at least 10 to 15 of the fuckers buzzing . Kept having to stop the film I was watching to try and get them. Thought I'd left them behind in HK.

People who drive their private motor vehicles to the Sainsbury's Local, despite presumably living locally, and then park them on the pavement outside.

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Any pavement parking grinds my gears.

Somewhat hypocritical, as I have left my motorbike on pavements in the past

Isn't that parking in front of the pavement?

Hard to tell, but there’s a double yellow on the road and parking tends not to be behind double yellows I guess?

There's a parking information sign saying loading only in the photo

Maybe you brought them with you?

That I can't flush shit rags in Greece.

Apparently its Britain's fault.

Apparently its Britain's fault

Probably

SNP ignoring the failing schools, councils and hospitals in search of independence.

People who attempt to pay in shops using a 'phone or smartwatch, without having a clue how to do it. Cunts.

Is Rishi Sunak on the campaign trail?

It is the old women who will not move on from the till until everything is sat perfectly in their purse and the purse is sat perfectly in their handbag. They are cunts as well.

And then they turn around and give you that smile. It’s not a smile of gratitude, it’s a smile of obliviousness. Or is it a smile that says ‘fuck you, I get to do this because I’m a sweet old lady and who’s going to look like the biggest cunt if you say something?’

True that, but my wife always walks away from the till with everything loose, dropping items or cash or kleenex and insisting that everything is under control.
I wish she would take the extra 10 seconds to close up all wallets, bags, and pockets before moving on.

There is probably a happy medium.

They are almost exclusively towed by 4x4s.

And then they turn around and give you that smile. It’s not a smile of gratitude, it’s a smile of obliviousness. Or is it a smile that says ‘fuck you, I get to do this because I’m a sweet old lady and who’s going to look like the biggest cunt if you say something?’

"that will be you one day"

😀

One day, when I’m a sweet old lady, I’ll enjoy every minute!

Are they the ones who have their purse buried at the bottom of their handbag? And are mildly astonished that they have to pay for their shopping once the cashier has scanned everything? Then take 2 minutes to find their purse, assuring everyone waiting behind them that "it's definitely in here somewhere, lol."

People who answer their mobile phone then tell you they can't speak right now.

How did Russell Grant suddenly pop up in this story?

He really was, wasn't he?