I've never 'got'

My discs don’t rub and they give great modulation

Sound just like my cantis

Smoothies are the perfect vehicle for disguising the noxious taste of superfood green powders. I don't want to add that shit to a sandwich and I don't want to just have it in a glass of water

I like my smoothies quite a bit, though I’ve only been making them for a year or two, with having tasted them only a couple of times previously. I started because I wanted a bit more variety in my mornings (steel cut oats on other days).
I don’t use anything that I wouldn’t eat on it’s own (can’t say I’ve eaten straight Turmeric though), here’s my recipe:

• Kefir
  
• Banana
  
• Apple
  
• Avocado
  
• Fresh Ginger
  
• Fresh Turmeric
  
• Vanilla
  
• Salt
  
• Olive Oil
  
• Saskatoon Berries
  
• Sour Cherries
  
• Carrot
  
• Spinach
  

That's all the incentive I have ever needed to open another beer.

In one fucking smoothie?!

Mine is way pared down in that case

1 banana
Two teaspoons Peanut Butter
A few frozen blueberries
A clump of frozen spinach
Three teaspoons of porridge oats
A heaped teaspoon of Feel Supreme Supreme Greens powder
No sugar Almond milk

Tastes really good to me, but then again I’ve never added beer to the mix.

This makes 4 servings which my wife and I will have over two days.

Hangover smoothy:

1 banana
1 orange
1tbsp of sugar

3 shots of what's leftover.

Can't believe I've had to write about how shit cantis are and the next thread I click on is rife with canti apologists, they're the worst, admit it and move on.

Amen!

Hienekien?

Just people being shit stirrers and enjoying other bickering for their warped sense of worth.

Frog leg cantis are the bestest brakes...

Coasters r King

Can I have an amen brothers and sisters.

Might be a sacred cow to some, but I’ve always been a fair bit underwhelmed by Jon Hopkins

His tracks always sound like someone mixing really badly to me

6 Music primetime drama electronica

Hereditary illnesses! (Yay)

I love hereditary illnesses.

Doctor: is there a history of 'x' in your family?

Me: fucked if I know, haven't a clue who my parents are/were.

Hereditary illnesses are a big box of surprises for me. In fact, anyone calling me a bald headed bastard is correct in every way, they would however be advised to be careful how they say it.

You are the loveliest bald headed bastard that I’ve never actually met, to my knowledge.

Gerry Cinnamon

Sit me down, strap me in I'll never understand the appeal

Sandwich vans that announce their arrival but don't stop.

Ice cream sandwich?

But thank god for newborn screening

Gerry Cinnamon

Never knowingly heard any of his music.

Aiui he hams up/plays on his Scottish/Glaswegian accent for effect which (perhaps controversially for a scot that’s lived most of my life in Glasgow) is something I consider a magnitude of times worse than nails on a blackboard.

Similarly, I’ve just seen that Paolo Nutini is playing 4 or 5 shows over about a week at Hampden, wtf? I thought he was one of these Scottish/Glaswegian novelty acts too?