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no matter who the PM is there is a high chance of the 'competent' lot like Zahawi, Javid etc will end up in the cabinet, HUGE gamble for Rishi, wonder what Truss has promised him.

gove should resurface soon

Zahawi looked kinda jolly in that video linked to upthread. Cabinet losing its ethnic diversity in one day - but diversity of thought I'd the most important thing, right?!

HUGE gamble for Rishi

Sunak is a busted flush after the revelations around his wife, I thought?

The Chris Morris interview with BJ this evening was a massive nail in the coffin. Unfortunately the BBC have only posted an edited version

Dorries headed into No10 with chief whip.

Chancellor or health?

Got to be Health - they’ll flog the ex-nurse line to death for the week or so she has the brief

Yup. No banging desks for you, blondie. Take your wallpaper with you.

I didn’t know that.

How quickly can you privatise the NHS?

Good job I asked my MP earlier today, again, if he thinks Boris Johnson is honest? His reply (he won’t reply) will be interesting as a fortnight ago he stated in a standard response that Johnson is the right person “to lead us (party not country, obvs) into the next election”

Pincher back as Chancellor just for lolz ?

Nowhere is safe!

She doesn’t need to. She just needs to make a monumental fuckup of it in her short tenure. A job she may well be overqualified for.

The Chris Morris interview with BJ this evening was a massive nail in the coffin. Unfortunately the BBC have only posted an edited version

If only it was a Chris Morris interview (rather than, I presume, Chris Mason).

To be fair it's difficult to tell with the government.

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Vice chair resigns live on air
https://twitter.com/TheNewsDesk/status/1544388951435247625

Tory vice chair resigns live on Talk TV. Not linking to it because it's Talk TV.

Bunch of little no names resigning as well, you love to see it, strong and stable

Gullit’s gone, son’s crying

He’s my MP. Most arrogant cunt I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. Very odd resignation - almost seems to have done it by accident!

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Or resign before they found out they’re also predators.

i really hope this is a ‘night of the long knives’

Sunak to fuck off to the US to spend more time with his wife's money?