MAJs gay bikes [she’s in her fitness era]

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  • Please do, as it'll make @amey cry

  • get that Sonder XC bike

  • Get the most artisanal piece of gaspipe you can possibly find and fit a 160mm
    170mm 180mm sus fork to it

  • get TF tuned subscription

  • Red Boxxer > blue SID

  • Apparently this one can take a pannier rack

    https://alpkit.com/collections/sonder-frontier

    But this one looks more fun

    https://alpkit.com/collections/sonder-dial-xc-bike

    Frame sets for both look cheap??? Sure a fitting fork and 2nd hand drive train can’t be too much? Dropper?

    Boost wheels probably cost £1000000 tho

    If I get one without a blue Sid is it taboo

  • This is good…

    Apparently I need a S in those tho

    https://bikeinsights.com/compare?geometries=5b85790148f3a30004789dd7,604858cc6153e700174e3812,

    Essentially want it to fit like a my partners ogre which is already on the smaller side with a 50mm stem and swept bars… want a size m ogre with a sus fork

  • Karate Monkey then!

  • Stop being an enabler 👀

  • in a spreadsheet of framsets for aspirational adventures with flat bars, big tyres, an optional bouncy fork and ideally panniers, i've got these..

    Bombtrack Beyond
    Bombtrack Beyond+
    Stanton Sherpa
    Brother Big Bro
    Alpkit Broken Road
    Alpkit Frontier
    Fairlight Holt

  • Should probably consider reporting him about now

  • there's also a nice Trekkk law enforcement wagon

    https://www.trekbikes.com/us/en_US/bikes/mountain-bikes/cross-country-mountain-bikes/service/police/p/21882/

    " patrol-ready features like an included rack and kickstand make it a perfect extension of the uniform"

  • shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

    it's even got an OG tailfin rack/bag.
    edit: damn ebay link pulled :)

  • Pls
    Nordest sardinha

  • hello, this is my specialist subject.
    forget the panniers, they will rattle around to hell on anything truly interesting to ride. just get some well used revelate bags off ebay like the rest of us.
    you want a second hand steel hardtail 29er frame. anything since 2010 will be fine.
    don't worry about whether the forks need a service or the wheels are a bit old. you're not racing.
    pinkbike offers up many interesting options thanks to its great filter tools.

  • borrow my revelate visacha dangle bag

  • also listen to EVERY word this guy says, him and @Kidneys

  • The big kids are coming out to play now!

  • i think they are sold by the kilo

  • trek 1120

  • Are you saying you don’t have to service forks every 50 hours?

    I was wondering how people on the tour divide or the like did it, did they have to stop in at towns, carefully planned, to service their forks while touring.

    This is big of true

    Are you sure about panniers? I don’t want to “go mountain biking” on tour, that sounds like a trip to a+e, but the ability to have say, something which can switch rigid to squish for your vs the weekend is attractive

    the audience winces, the buyer has mentioned modularity, to the unsuspecting viewer modularity is the promise of a item which bends to the whim of its owner, fulfils all of their needs while seemingly being infinitely malleable. In practice however the owner will often just make the object in one form, leaving the parts of its other form strewn about the shed, possibly selling them when the need for money arrises

    Having toured with bike packing bags and now panniers panniers do seem like they hold more stuff, I could never get my tail bag to stop wagging and hold more than a couple of rolled up ironic graphic tees with the sleeves cut off.

  • i will put this thread on ignore if anyone mentions Tailfin

  • Solid list

    @Thrasher in a just world this would be marketed as “the comrades bike” in the democratic republic of America

    @amey when are you buying one so I can buy your supercaliber

    I think I’m going to start by buying some blb “big smoke” bars for the homer and see if that makes me ride it more, then follow platypus’s advice to find something old, used and beat up, so that if I can squint I can pretend it’s a karate monkey (which are in stock on spa)

  • Are you saying you don’t have to service forks every 50 hours?

    you should, but it's not that deep if you forget, I send em off for a £90 service when they feel really stiff, £90 is not much for a year of many fun rides with smooth boings

    Are you sure about panniers?

    yes

    I don't do "mountain biking" per se as I don't like being bumped around, I ride mellow singletrack and smile whilst wearing ancient worn-out clothes and wild camping wherever I want

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