Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Any post in the rugby thread

That’ll make like some kind of cheesy bacon custard?

Tart.

I’d say that’s a pretty pan-socioeconomic concern, to be fair!

That's fighting talk....

Shucking oysters is a dangerous pain in the arse best left for professionals*

*sub-minimum wage cash in hand kitchen staff (ie me aged 15). Anyone the restaurant can afford to offer a hand as sacrifice.

That's fighting talk....

Puff 😬

Is that homophobia? Very golf club if so.

It’s spelt incorrectly for homophobia, maybe some sort of pastry based bigotry?

pastry based bigotry

Choux them away!

Flaky.

Pastry puns? This thread wil be filo them soon

That is a pretty half-baked attempt at a pastry pun

The last thing that this thread kneads is puns

Things cannoli get worse.

Can we keep this short?

piece of cake

In this pastry case they will.

I cba to even embark on how to make a brise soleil that we'd like and will work on a 1950s semi

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saw a small black kitten so I stopped and started meowing and talking
to the cat. In French, english and Italian.

WTF thread >>>

You don't get cats then.

The Greek for "miaow" is "niaow". Crazy.

1950s semi

That's a long time to sustain even half an erection. Is there a GWR for it?

My urology nurse wife would freak out at that. Apparently more than a couple of hours and you should seek urgent medical attention otherwise there is a very good chance you will say goodbye to your old chum.