Knife porn thread

Knife
Easily the best whittling knife around
Spoon knife
This is about the best spoon carving gouge I’ve found.

[Csb] Daughter got stuck in a cafe toilet today, couldn't undo the lock to get out. Once we realised (when she started shouting), I was able to release her by using the folded #7 in the groove on the outer of the lock as an improvised handle. Useful for more than just cutting stuff and bonus practical Dad points.[/csb]

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Use a coin. Easy to unlock toilet doors.

Perhaps. But no cool.

Also really cool people (just in from the desert, patting the dust from their clothes) don’t carry coins, and a gold nugget isn’t going to fit the slot.

You should have done what my dad did when my aunt got stuck in a pub toilet. Kick the shit out of the door whilst a member of staff is looking for a screwdriver and have to shell out for a new one. Absolutely textbook manoeuvre.

You don't carry a pound coin to unlock a shopping trolly?

And the 'just in from the desert' is pure fantasy.

Actually no.

Also I was being somewhat flippant. @rhb was relaying a story about using his knife for something other than normal use, in the knife porn thread, and hoping for a bit of validation rather than having his anecdote belittled.

If I remember correctly, you were once rather smug about your acquiring pseudo pound coins for free from charities for shopping trolley opening duties?

The chance of me having any sort of coin in my pocket is a lot smaller than the chance of me having a pocket knife in my pocket.
And you can’t use a coin to slice up some cheese, when you get back from the desert.

I did that once to free a work colleague who I didn’t like much. Kicked the door a bit too hard and the lock hit him in the forehead. Cue a trip to A&E for a few stitches.
In future years I came to relish that kick every time he proved himself a dick.

Ha!

If I remember correctly, you were once rather smug about your acquiring pseudo pound coins for free from charities for shopping trolley opening duties?

You obviously don't remember correctly. Would you like to show some proof?

Because if you can't then you are obviously being a Cunt. X

Ah. There we go then.

It was a lot of years ago. Was on here though.

Anyway never mind, just try to be nice.

Sorry, I do remember - and I am being unfair. You just found a way to buy them for cheaps rather than getting them from charities. My apologies.

I'll give you 24 hours to show any proof. Then I'll call you a cunt again, and ever 24 hours after that.

Thread gone popcorn. Lolz.

Bitd I'd have a 50p in my pocket (Olympic Pista Cycling collectable obvs) which would have been perfect but card / contactless is killing cash innit.

Coin couldn't have cut up the giant vegan oreo donut we shared for pudding either.

See above.

Also have searched but the forum search engine isn’t coming up with a result. Probably given the time and volume of posts since. Please note I have used no insulting terms.

Very certain that you found a way to buy trolley tokens for bobbins from eBay or somewhere.

Anyway. No interest in fighting. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

23 hours and 50 something you silly fuck wit.

Sorry, I do remember - and I am being unfair. You just found a way to buy them for cheaps rather than getting them from charities. My apologies.

Amazing that you suddenly remembered this? Which post was that dickhead?

Also have searched but the forum search engine isn’t coming up with a result. Probably given the time and volume of posts since. Please note I have used no insulting terms.

Very certain that you found a way to buy trolley tokens for bobbins from eBay or somewhere.

Anyway. No interest in fighting. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Amazing how you suddenly edit your posts when called out?

No interest in fighting? Perhaps you should think first before talking bullshit?

Maybe say 'Whoops. I slagged off the wrong person. Sorry...'

Very certain that you found a way to buy trolley tokens for bobbins from eBay or somewhere

Because its worth it buying a fake one pound coin from ebay 'that you get back' when you finish using the trolley?

You get the coin back again, why would you buy fake ones?

What the fuck is going on people.

This week I'm going use my no.7 to unlock a trolley at the Supermarket.

Careful not to damage the tip.

Oh good grief.

I edited [last and unreplied to at the time of editing] posts (as one does) when you realise you could have phrased things better - never to remove content.

@Mr_Sworld

Get over yourself. I’m assuming you have issues - but we don’t need them. If you wish to call me a cunt on a daily basis go for it. It will be the world’s most fun game of call and response because you get to call and I will not be deigning to respond.

My last response to you is this. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

Just editing this post too - edit in brackets.

If anyone wants a plastic euro coin, in Blue...get one from me at beers

Right, as I am having a shitty time atm, and this thread is a respite for me. Please be nice to one another.

Yes I know that this is ironic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DBP9OWIyB0