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Her sister?

Meanwhile, Wee Mickey Fab’s non-apology for labelling the entire NHS as lockdown ravers is a classic of genre:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/30/michael-fabricant-sorry-teachers-nurses-lockdown-drinks?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

“It’s degrading. It’s demeaning. But on the other hand it takes two to tango. There must be women posing for all this.”

Ah, so it’s the sex workers fault he watched the porn?

Exactly this, the poor man couldn’t help himself when faced with some provocation

Michael Fabricant - not knowingly right about anything

Just seen his resignation interview. He sounds like Ralph of Ted and Ralph.

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Neil Parish is resigning https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686

Another bloody Tory U-turn

tractors

I hope there's a porn star called Massey Ferguson

perhaps he was after cornhub?

edit: sorry for @-ing

When he's so dead to rights, why make it worse with the nonsense he's spouting?! Why not just go with "I messed up, it was a moment of madness. I resign." Man's 65, not like he's got his entire career ahead of him, just be glad it took you so long to be found out and fade into obscurity.

that gilet and tie combo though...

perhaps he was after cornhub?

BigTuggers.com?

Soz if repost ( I have half the forum on ignore) but this is a great read:

https://cyclingtips.com/2022/04/exposed-by-a-strava-kom-the-many-lives-of-a-fake-pro-cyclist/

All sound like a healthy work environment /s

It has also been alleged that a female Tory MP was sent an explicit photograph, known as a “dick pic”, by a male colleague. Another MP has been repeatedly warned about his use of prostitutes, according to sources.

and

One of the most egregious examples of drunken and disorderly behaviour crossing into serious misconduct is that of a senior MP who has been accused of repeatedly licking the faces of male researchers in parliamentary bars.

and

One insider said that in recent weeks an MP had become so drunk on champagne that they had been escorted from the Pugin Room, one of the most opulent hospitality venues in parliament. The source also said that a female researcher had consumed so much alcohol that she vomited over a parliamentary bar. She was later found unconscious outside the room. A senior official blamed bar staff for continuing to serve MPs and their staff when they are inebriated.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/2cbb72c4-c89d-11ec-aec3-018778242ce9?shareToken=d0e26330d3fb6176a847d1853f3c726b

Lord Frost confirming what we were all thinking, Johnson and Sunak are really eco socialists
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/04/29/britain-overwhelmed-rising-tide-statism-entitlement-dependency/

I hope there's a porn star called Massey Ferguson

Massey Ferguson commissioned an opera once, from the most unlikely people. Anything's possible.

That site appears to be a link farm or something. Original article is here: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/feb/15/story-of-trailblazing-gay-pop-song-kay-why

Is the issue porn or porn-at-work?

Or was the issue work? Now he's quit can watch porn all day long if he wants, problem solved

Why was he trying to watch tractors at work, just do your job

Not with the broadband speeds he gets in Devon, he’s been campaigning hard on that one. Our campaigning for a hard on I forget which.

Did he watch the whole tractor porn film or just the trailer?

The BBC basically ran advert for Michelle Mone's property business, 5 years ago:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/technology-41188447

'I'm not dodgy, I'm a Baroness!' Michelle Mone under fire for 'using BBC to plug £250m Dubai flats'

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/im-not-dodgy-im-baroness-11131175

Then she's implicated in a £76m fraud and there's radio silence. Not a single word.

My ❤️goes out to #neilparish
Many of us in the farming community innocently tap into our phones rural topics of interest such >as: Milking, Stallion, Hoes, Waxed Jackets etc.
We are then greeted with filth aimed at our loins.
Neil was ambushed by such filth & has now sadly gone.

Hate the rural filth being targeted at out loins

https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP/status/1520672473632673792

Micky Take?

Just checked his other posts and yeh its a whooosh on my part

parody and reality are too close these days