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JAH-tim

My favourite teacher at school was mr turtle
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He tortoise really well

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greeno in reply to @JAH-tim

If you made that one up Jah-Tim, that’s a thread-ender.

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itsbruce in reply to @greeno

It's almost a direct steal from Alice in Wonderland, so don't close the thread yet. Teacher who was a turtle but they called him Tortoise. "Why?" asks Alice.

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us!" said the Mock Turtle, angrily

Reeling, writhing and fainting in coils.

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