Badgers Reloaded

Def a Whetherspoon

Usually work Saturdays but if that changes I will update my status.
Missed these rides too much

I'm a very far away badger these days, unfortunately gonna miss it.
I'll have a bog capable bike living in London for when I'm visiting.

Can't tell which is the head tube really

Seen this in the woods today, have you been out in Epping scaring people off @hippy ?

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lol

1-BN
2-PhilDAS
3-Howard
4-Tvh
5-platypus
6-Whatok
7-Dogs
8-CH
9-CC
10 - hippy
11-Gio?
12-vilms5000
13-Thrasher
14-returnofthestaff
15-spotter
16-Ramsaye?
17-Maj
18-Booga?
19-jdp??
20-hippy has friends?
21-RS?
22-fax_yourself

Nobody worry about the list, as there's typically a 50% dropout rate when it gets big

Haha.. nah man, road bikes and staying dry today. Maybe someone was trying to lure you into the woods...

Maybe someone was trying to lure you into the woods...

'Someone' is

Wasn't even that deep, liars

Wasn't even that deep, liars

gio ^

Remembering @zooeyzooey

That reminds me, I need to buff the plaque on his memorial pond/bog

i won't say No (or Never) as i can't think that far in advance so schrodinger's social event means i am both attending and not attending. apparently Epping is now only "14 hr 21 min (163.1 mi) via National Cycle Rte 24" from me, so, y'know

14 hr 21 min (163.1 mi) via National Cycle Rte 24

You get get 2 pieces of cake AND a sticker for that

"if you find you're faster then everyone else, bread pudding will slow you down."

my true epping legacy.

I would really like to make it to this, but I am supposed to be looking for a house in Sheffield that week. I'll have to see.

'House hunting' 'Getting married' 'Having a baby' 'Living in another country'

The list of excuses grows

'House hunting'

read that as "'Horse Hunting'" at a glance

What happened to "too fat", "too drunk", "can't be arsed".

Honestly, the kids of today...

What happened to "too fat", "too drunk", "can't be arsed"

See, you've got so much to offer!

"there's a hole in my shy shorts"
"how do you make tubeless tyres stay inflated?"
"I broke my collarbone last weekend"
"Car won't start"
"suspension tune is all wrong for where you're going"
"I still haven't pressure washed the blood and mud off from last time"

I'll make up a bingo card

"My bike has too much travel"
"My bike is too clean for mud"
"I was warding off covid with raw potato juice and now I've got food poisoning"
"All my bib shorts are too sexy/soiled"