In the news

Who'd have guessed he reads the Telegraph?

Hahaha! Wonder whether Michael Green reads the Mail?

And doesn't wear a mask on public transport

Pro-tip - you can pop those in the microwave too, and it's a billionty times less faffing than in a pan on the stove.

in a pan on the stove.

Faff? How?

Faff? How?

Put on stove. Forget. Smoke alarm blaring. "Shit!" Burnt pan. etc. And repeat.

And fuck around cleaning the pan.

Put on stove. Forget. Smoke alarm blaring. "Shit!" Burnt pan. etc. And repeat.

And fuck around cleaning the pan.

Ahem....

This. Popcorn makers are awesome. No oil, no cleaning up. Perfect popcorn.

.https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=saved&v=286988899420122

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I use one of these (and a microwave). Works a treat
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Collapsible-Silicone-Microwave-Popcorn-Handles/dp/B01M6ZKZPN?th=1

If by perfect you mean dry and like cardboard then yeah. You need the carginogens and litre of oil on the microwave popcorn for the best results.

Popcorn is shit however it’s presented.

If by perfect you mean dry and like cardboard then yeah.

Clearly not pouring enough home made butterscotch sauce on it...

Its like the difference between air fried and deep fried. We all know air fried is better for you but we also know deep fried tastes better

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/dead-man-propped-up-by-two-other-men-in-attempt-to-collect-pension-at-post-office-41265529.html

Read this earlier. Sad story and peculiar. I keep thinking of the dead parrot sketch.

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haha I came here to share this.

I've always known the robots would rise up and destroy us but I didn't think this would be how it started

The poor thing

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I've always known the robots would rise up and destroy us but I didn't think this would be how it started

Ha, I think we're fine: https://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/index.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hi­tchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/­index.html

Ah, a tail I hear too often. Go off looking for fame and fortune in the land of the free. The American Dream.
End up beheaded in Philadelphia. Classic.

Double Boardman in the Guardian today
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/22/walking-cycling-safe-england-mother-driver-travel-strategy

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jan/22/chris-boardman-to-lead-new-walking-and-cycling-body-in-england

lolz

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