FS: Range Rover Evoque 2.0

@hippy can you ban bossperson? Their car isn’t forum approved.

We need @DoubtfulAce to create the stasi hitlist.

Powerful and Merciful :)

All this time, I'd just been waiting for someone to ask. Velocio now banned.

I guess in this thread it should be "merked" but spelled with a c, like Merc?
"Shit, bossman just got Merc'd!"

user velocio has been banned. RIP u will live on forever. cant believe it. I wanna run to u. really cant believe this. @

Like the person with root access on the server could be banned! The cheek of it.

You know rooting means something different to our new antipodean overlord. All hail @hippy

Hippy 4 Leader!

LFGSS eats itself

Hippy eats all the things

My bad, @hippy eats LFGSS

All the things 🍑?

ciao le lightweight sono ancora disponibili

Unless you live in Europe and own a white Opel, white cars should also be banned

Is the XC90 not the new Range Rover?

A huge selling point of the old one was the rear impact safety, as most 7 seaters aren't that safe for the rear 2 passengers. I assume the new ones are even better.

Loving your children seems like a more legit purchase motivator than any of the other nonsense, like 0-60, or lbs of torque.

High performance cars in white are very popular with despots, narcos and warlords. Guy at my former tennis club bought a white white Range Roger Sport with tinted windows and we christened it 'The Mugabe'. I left the club shortly after and first car I saw at new club was a Lambo Urus... can't win.

And yes, white cars should've banned.

I doubt it’s still the case but when I was car shopping, the new one hadn’t been involved in a fatality; pedestrian, occupant or other vehicle occupants. It had been around for some time at that point too.

Range Roger Sport

I'm changing my name to this.

You can call your son/ daughter Range Roger Sport 2.0

Ha, you can tell I'm into tennis given that Rover autocorrects to Roger!

Loving your children seems like a more legit purchase motivator than any of the other nonsense, like 0-60, or lbs of torque.

T8 does 0-60 in 5.3 seconds.

Safety and nonsense. Perfect.

'Rage Roger' seems more apt

Rage Roger

'Hate Fuck'?

My dad owned a white range rover sport, he traded it in for the blue one that goes faster and sounds louder. Horrid, unnecessary thing and he won't let me drive it.

That would certainly be an interesting name to introduce yourself with

the blue one that goes faster and sounds louder.

The SVR? Which Premier League club did your Dad sign for?