I hate

I didn't know that octopuses ate chicken.

I am currently hating how much our local Tories are pretending to support disabled people because..cars.

They literally tried to use that C4 Dispatches as evidence to support their claim Tories are fighting for the rights of disabled people.

I didn't know that octopuses ate chicken.

It’s not meant to be taken literally. They’re saying that octopus eat tuna, which is the chicken of the sea and is sometimes served Fryed.

I didn’t know octopi ate tuna though.

Do not disturb on phones.

From the inside out, seemingly

Delia has some great recipes for Cthulhu and other Great Old Ones, doesn’t she?

Holy flying fuck.

You are Chief Inspector Dreyfus AICMFP

I believe I should have inserted the word ‘intellectually’ after the word Fry for clarity.

(Grammar Nazi alert) Octopi is the only incorrect one (weirdly). You can have Octopuses or Octopodes but not Octopi apparently.

I got flamed as a troll when I pointed this out on a popular Instagram post many years back.

Took me years to recover from the iTrauma

Love it! ITrauma added to the dictionary.

Also they forgot the bacon.

Stephen Fry famously isn't a fan of clams.

But he does appreciate the aesthetics;

https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/1156493366357573632

Hah

I assume because it’s not a Latin word?

What, they didn't have clams in Rome?

It’s hard to say. The earliest known reference to a clam is from 1570. A merchant made reference to one in what would now be considered a postcard, written to his cousin, a cleric. By this time, they were a globally traded commodity which makes it hard to tell if they were caught and eaten in Ancient Rome to any degree.

They really are utter shits.

Fourteen years of hate man, where is the love?

Look at fewer screens? Could it be that when I take a break from looking at the big screen at the end of the day to look at the little screen, it's not actually good for me?!

You're right, I should drink more of it.

Setting the washing machine timer before bed and getting up to find out I forgot to press start.

Setting the washing machine timer before bed, only to find out that the washing machine doing it's thing in the early hours of the morning sends the dog fucking mental. The days of waking up to a load of clean washing are behind me.