Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

I think what's needed is a Blockchain (Obvs called Bikechain TM pending) where verified Buyers could categories their purchased bike, so that the people could finally throw of the yoke of marketing. I'm hoping that Trek or Canyon delivers this power to the masses.

So many categories .. so little time. The ultimate goal was a bike in each category. Now alas, I'd need two garages.

All you really need is an xc bike and a little "im sure this'll be fine"

Or the ultimate goal is...

One singular bike to rule all... An all rounder. Does everything.

arkose me daddy

One singular bike to rule all... An all rounder. Does everything

You're basically repeating "amey amey amey" into the mirror there

Will he come up behind me and whisper "blue sids are a gravel fork" if I say his name 3x in the mirror??!

It's all fun & games until you find yourself collecting e-bikes

you are not content with the arkose, so I was obliged to come.

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No sleep for me tonight

And not for fun reasons

moar rollover

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I thought this read,

"and not for ransoms"

Would anyone offer money for you In dire situations?

Looool

Edit.

I didn't think at one point in my life I would come to any sort of forum for my humour or entertainment....

Maybe my dreams were not big enough?!

did someone say blue sid?

Though there is no gravel in New England...

@amey that you?!

(love the boots BTW)

No Gravel In New England

I was eleven years when I heard this song
I'm forty two now, but I won't be for long
People ask when will you put the wheels on the ground
But all the gravel I heard about at school
Is nowhere to be found
I loved gravel then as I’d love some still
Tho I pushed on a pedal,
And pulled you up the Hill
I don't feel bad about being so slow
I just feel sad about letting you know

I don't want to change my flats
I'm looking around New England

I'm just looking for some other dirt

I don't want to change my flats
I'm looking around New England

I'm just looking for some other dirt

I loved the words Amey wrote to me
But that was bloody yesterday
I can't survive on a blue Sid
Hey man do a skid
I had two flat tyres last night
I fixed them under dynamo lights
Is it wrong to wish for e-bike hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care

I don't want to change my flats
I'm looking around New England
I'm just looking for some other dirt
Just looking for some other diiirrt...

(apologies to Mr Billy Bragg, and anyone else who actually read the above)

Do not apologise, brilliant.

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no poppy. shameful

Uncanny

I can haz gravle?

#rep

@BareNecessities you close lock the thread now. It's never gonna get better than that.

The guy doesn't even own a blue SID

Or an autofocus camera, it seems

That's turned out OK ain't it?