Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

I mean, all the PasNormal bits check out, but there need to be some edits to the living situation; I live solo, no heated floor any more (really miss that), barely have a front door let alone a side, and all the bikes live in the “study”.
Plus - I’m just not “cool” enough for a submariner (“cool” = not lucky enough to have been gifted one / picked one up when I was 12 / point blank refuse to pay more than list price for something equal/possibly lesser than other less twat-hype alternatives).
Also going to throw this out - DTSwiss 54T > CK.
Oh and the car was an E39 Alpina B10….

Otherwise, alarmingly accurate.