Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I'm going to upholster the roof beams in whale foreskin.

To give room to grow?

It's oddly* revealing, much like the project has been so far.

*Maybe unfortunately

Whatever floats your boat! I will look forward to it in the door build thread.

I was thinking of calling the (inevitable) project thread The Doors of Perception.

Lol

I can sign you in remotely at my private members club if you get there before me

will you be attending the regatta at Cowes next year

Boat chat

I'm going to upholster the roof beams in whale foreskin.

Paint the walls in ambergris, for the true whale connoisseur

You should see the door knocker I have planned

staying at my parents in the depth of Surrey

The only vaguely edible bit of a pheasant is the breast. Partridge is much nicer, wrap it in bacon and pan fry, serve with a mushroom sauce.

Foul. Self reference violation.

Null pointes.

Null pointes.

Surely a penalty stroke?

I'm not a golf referee.

Different strokes for me...

Fowl

FTFY

Mushrooms?
What a way to ruin food.

If you chop the mushrooms and put them in some coconut oil it makes it much easier to slide them straight into the bin prior to cooking.

#rep

This is probably not the right thread, but I had a dream that I got a hole in one last night. A lovely shot off an elevated tee with a two iron, one bounce, straight into the hole.

Sounds like a nightmare tbf

golf dream... shudders

I think Ziggymond Fraud said that means you want to blow your father while he wears a Vader outfit or something along those lines.

No-one in the golf thread plays golf.

Just like no-one on a cycling forum cycles 😅😐

I haven't even touched a golf club in 10-15 years. Very strange.

I haven't ridden a bike in 10-15 years either

Vadar outfit? You sick fuck