I promise that if I ever accidentally fall on a dildo shaped item and it becomes lodged in my anus that I will tell the nurse that I was actually fucking myself with it.
Even things up a bit.
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I promise that if I ever accidentally fall on a dildo shaped item and it becomes lodged in my anus that I will tell the nurse that I was actually fucking myself with it.
Even things up a bit.