That'd be like being really good at doing that thing in hotels where they make the towels look like a bird.
Does anyone like the weird rolled up towels? I want a nice fluffy towel on a heated towel rack, I don't want to have to unravel the fucker just so I can dry my hands.
My assumption is that any hotel going to the trouble of towel displays also has normal towels in the correct locations. I generally don't stay in hotels fancy enough to know.
Smug about being good at badminton?
I'd be rolling on the ground in hysterics.
That'd be like being really good at doing that thing in hotels where they make the towels look like a bird.