Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Sorry. Being a basic bitch tonight.

Grouse Moors have a lot to answer for. Gamekeepers even cut down trees to stop raptors having a perch to look down from.

I have an old friend who shoots them but he at least has the decency to actually eat what he kills. I've also had the odd one from him and Grouse are tasty. Pigeon, Grey Squirrel and rabbit too.

It's just the mass, paid shoots that are purely for sport that offend me.

Very Golf Club. ⛳

You wouldn’t say that to his face!

Judging by the frame size @Jingle_Jangle uses, he'd probably say it to a point just above his head.

Even Leeds was underwater in 2015.

Ha, we drove from Burnley to Hull and back that day. Coming back over the tops because the motorway was shut due to a sinkhole was "interesting".

Pig's ear salad?

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The neurosurgeon who operated on my spine has done a few Ineos guys in his time

The graydon era cars

Sic (it's Gaydon). Imagine having all that money and trying to position yourself as an Aston expert when you can't even spell Gaydon right.

And this is golf club why exactly?

Should you only have access to decent health care if you're in a golf club?

He mostly operates out of Barts.

If you think that decent health care is the preserve of golf club members you should join the Tory party, you'd fit right in.

540 cu in

You know that would be 8.8 litres, and the Aston engine only goes to 7. Which you really don't need it to.
So that means he's thrown away Tadek Marek's magnificent 4 cam V8 for a fucking Chevy pushrod truck engine.

He mostly operates out of Barts.

Their minestrone is really good

Depends on context - if it's preceded by - 'Those guys who make Cup-a-Soup'...

The neurosurgeon who operated on my spine has done a few Ineos guys in his time

It's not like he purposefully went for a doctor who have work with professional cycling teams.

And I'm guessing said doctor quibbled he work on them when learning Fox dabble on cycling every once in a while.

Yes, but the thing that makes it golf club worthy is name dropping the entirely irrelevant Ineos connection. It's the implied cachet of this detail that makes it so very golf club (as an out of context quote).

Surely 'my neurosurgeon'

The point is this whole thread is shit and meaningless and almost anything can be parked here.

wanders in to the 19th hole, about to make a comment but beaten to it

Wanders out dejected, small tear in my eye....

how is minestrone golf club

Gazpacho, surely.

Their minestrone is really good

Without giving the context away, their minestrone is actually really fahkin’ good.

The point is this whole thread is shit and meaningless and almost anything can be parked here.

In that case, the point has categorically failed to be made.

The point is this whole thread is shit and meaningless and almost anything can be parked here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkXzeZ0KE5Q

Sent it back as it was cold....