Epic fail

All this talk of mincers!
It's getting near that time again.

I lost mine at my local for a few weeks not too long after getting married, then lost it again a couple of years ago in the sea in Brighton, didn't get it back that time.

I've lost two wedding rings now - both when I've taken them off in the gym.

The one that I lost in the swimming pool as recovered.

I've given up replacing them, and wear £10 silicone ones instead.

Good luck finding it!

.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/nov/17/bedfordshire-police-spark-bomb-scare-with-parked-car-in-london

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021­/nov/17/bedfordshire-police-spark-bomb-s­care-with-parked-car-in-london

^ Fucking SUV AGAIN

failed to display a police logbook in the window to show the vehicle was safe

Should the police be giving out tips on how to blow up the Israeli ambassador without being rumbled?

This article was amended on 17 November 2021. The taxi explosion was outside a women’s hospital in Liverpool, not Birmingham as stated in an earlier version.

Fucking hell, that's a big typo, even for the Grauniad.

Un-fail

Wedding ring found thankfully. It was indoors after all but not minced into sausages. Detectorist visit now cancelled

Any chance you could hide it in the garden? We’d all planned our weekend around this, and Pete’s even rearranged a dentists appointment for it.

Bedfordshire are as much use as a chocolate teapot. I can't believe that is a system they use, this is not the 1970s.

It is in Bedfordshire.

underated comment

I've given up replacing them, and wear £10 silicone ones instead.

You'll never find that with a metal detector.

I'm thinking of getting mine tattooed on

Is it? Well another cutting edge police constabulary if ever there was one.

http://www.ilovemacc.com/2021/11/16/bollington-remembrance-day-tanked/

Local politicians decide poppies are not enough, hire tank...

Incredible

Haha, bellends!!

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In terms of survival I’d call that a win.

yeah, he definitely walked away Scott free

boom

Something something crack addict?

A friend of mine competed in that race. Runners vs cyclists up and down a big fucking hill. The word she used repeatedly was "carnage".

Channel Seven spends $1m to score the interview of the year only for their reporter to fuck it by not listening to the album before the interview.

https://twitter.com/albertinho/status/1462175229841534984