I hate

I was just making a wild guess at what plebs might use - here in Bristol we put fermented artichoke puree or vegan smoked taramasalata on our chips.

WTF would one use to make vegan taramasalata?

Seaweed eggs

Where have ya wheelie bin?

You are talking to "fatberg" though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ

Flush it all away

Aware that I can/could/do solve it with most of the measures you describe.

It's a rare occurrence that it gets that bad, but when it does, it's close to "nuke it from orbit" territory.

https://coub.com/view/ru3ga

i've taken to making my own homemade disinfectant spray.

1.5 cups of isopropyl
.5 cup white vinegar
coupla drops of sandalwood oil

all in a squirtyspritzer

strong af and pretty sure can kill anything on contact.

#chemicalwarfarechat

What's the sandalwood for?

A nice smell I presume

makes it smell a little less like a dentists' surgery.

Try Patchouli instead.

Then you can pretend you're a biker.

Is it unusual that I just associate patchouli with the smell of youth?
It's all anyone seemed to wear between 14 and 19. Blended with the smell of teenagers' deodorants.

If you ever wore purple crushed velvet anything, then quite possibly.

For really bad smelling stuff I use vinegar and mustard, the mustard neutralises everything...

I just keep vinegar in a spray bottle now, use it on all surfaces, chopping board, etc, it's fantastic...

PSA- Not a substitute for a soapy sponge and water

Especially when it's been sitting next to the kitchen sink for a couple of days... No thanks, think I'll stick with the kitchen roll and vinegar spritz! 🙃

Definitely for a bin white vinegar spritzing then a good shake is where it’s at.

For a chopping board, especially one used on meat, you’ll want some soap, at least occasionally . ;)

I hate packing/moving. We have moved recently, I still can't find things I swear I packed in a logical place...

Using the term 'norms' to refer to the general populace. The implied exceptionalism of the user is almost always wildly inaccurate.

"Norms" are something completely different to Aussies of a certain age...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLdmRmsytI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNjEge3Awl8

@owl Miaow! 😚

My old Aussie bandmate, Tony, used to call them Rons... As in Ron Obvious... Is that an Aussie thing? This was in the days when you'd get chased down the street by murderous 'queerbashers' for wearing leather/rubber/latex trousers or a sparkly shirt...

Never heard that.

We'd say: "see you 'ron" meaning "see you lateR ON"

I used be called gay a lot by drivers for wearing lycra. They never seemed to say the same stuff about their beloved footballers covered head to toe in Skins kit during training.

I never got to use "well, your the one staring at MY arse" retort though because "fuck off you fucking cunt" comes too easily to me.