Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I thought we had moved on from the ex-wife collection discussions?

there is some pleb clearing the leaves from our car park, outside my office window, with a petrol noisy bastard blowing the leaves about.

Might plan something for the team in this spirit at our next off site in Whistler.

Fuck me, whoever this cunt is needs banning.

lol

He lived literally just around the corner from me and was a member at Cuddington Golf Club

We recently had an asbestos roof removed from an outbuilding last week and they didn't look as professional as this set-up.

Yup, and if you've got a good palate, it affects the whisky. I can identify it in blind tests and really can't tolerate it above a certain proportion.

Lol

I'll just insert myself here as I did my self-assessment yesterday and it produced a £50k tax bill for me.

And only this morning did I think... wait, that can't be right, £50k is a lot of money and maybe I got something wrong.

It turns out I entered the numbers from the year prior and I am an idiot. The correct numbers lead to a nice refund rather than a shocking tax bill.

If you're paying tax, are you even rich enough for golf club? Maybe one of those budget country ones they still let the plebs visit.

The golfing thing to do would be to boast about the size of the refund. We need cash values.

I was just making a wild guess at what plebs might use

if you've got a good palate, it affects the whisky. I can identify it in blind tests and really can't tolerate it above a certain proportion. Mostly in the cheaper whiskies that use more of it.

Repost of 5 upthread...

Besides, I completely agree with the discerning palate, Bartoline meths is by far the finest methylated tipple and a very pleasing purple tint.

Ah. I should read my phone vertically. Although the previous quote missed off the key last bit.

can't call yourself a watch buff until you've owned a Speedmaster professional .

Didn't include the Alfa Romeo part? Coward.

I'm trying to find a shed to put my two wheelie bins in

Lol

Two bins...luxury

Arthur two bins Jackson

Three bins for me. Black, Green and Brown. 👍

They just get blown over though. The shed if full of beiks of course.

And Beer.

And car stuff.

Let's face it. Sheds are just places you put stuff to ignore not using it. Apart from the beer, that's just 'bottle conditioning'.

There's a bin thread, I won't debase myself by posting in there about my 4 numbered wheely bins.

sticking with the Heston ones from Waitrose