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a flower inserted into his penis.
Surely thats mildy uncomfortable... And how did he manage to get it in? (asking for a friend)
*actually not really cause jesus said no
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Depends on the flower, no? Daisies are easy, roses a lot less fun.
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My wife is a urology nurse and penile insertions are very common (but often end with a visit to urology!)
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I'm not sure about what the flower was or how he managed it, it wasn't a small one, came from a bunch of fresh flowers in a vase that were scattered around the pub.
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I worked in a pub with a guy who came downstairs in a self made tin foil strap on and another time with a flower inserted into his penis. Only time I ever saw him embarrassed was after he too vigorously blew out a candle and messed his face up for a little while by getting hot wax all over it. Strange guy.