Crap 'Buzzwords'

TWATS

https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/05/theres-a-name-for-people-who-work-tuesday-wednesday-and-thursdays-15369656/

https://youtu.be/1ZskwjqLJsw

"immersive craft beer destination" aka a pub.

https://twitter.com/brewdogjames/status/1452622535233884167?s=12

another reason to never drink anything / go anywhere brewdog related.

beer for cunts.

Beer immersion does sound pretty good though.

is that not how @hippy bathes?

beer for cunts.

waves

Let's be honest now, I'll drink anywhere. Old man boozers full of thugs, drug dealers and DVD sellers or the "best cocktails in the world" kinda shit.

I only bathe in mass-produced American lagers though - they are not fit for drinking.

#hippyisfat

you must have heard the old joke that drinking Foster's is like making love on the beach, coz it's fucking close to water

That UK beer, Fosters? No, I've heard the same joke about US beer.

Fosters is a running joke in my team - I'd never even seen it in Australia and the stuff available now is made here somewhere.

The Python joke (may not be the joke's origin) was about American beer I believe, but possibly told by the Australian philosophers.

Not sure what they were drinking instead....

That Brewdog 'experience' looks shit.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/wapo-on-why-americans-have-such-bad-taste-in-beer.302649/page-3

Monty Python had the ultimate comment about that about 35 years ago:
“You know what it is with American beer? It is like making love in a canoe.”
“It’s f***ing close to water.”
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2008/06/12/beer-talk/

If I could remember "kätzenpisse" I might use that.

Looks like it predates Python:

https://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/cheap_beer_is_like_having_sex_in_a_canoe

A classic joke is told about a cheap beer—it’s like having sex (or making love) in a canoe because it’s “fucking close to water.” The joke has been told since at least 1952 and was included in Gershon Legman’s book, Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1975).

The comedy group Monty Python popularized the joke (but didn’t coin it) in the film Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982):

“We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It’s fucking close to water.”

This is true. No one drinks fosters in aussie. Does anyone drink Heineken in Holland?

Or Amstel?

Bud Light is the unofficial mile marker system on US roads. Trufax!

You'd think with the size of their trucks, the rednecks could keep the cans inside the car though...

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I'm intrigued...

Lady in the govt. press conference just said 'operationalize'. Which is a middling affront to the english language, IMHO.

She also seems to be coughing quite a lot... or someone does.

If I could remember "kätzenpisse" I might use that.

"Katzenpisse"

Nope, I didn't remember and you should be correcting guyermo, the OP.

Diamonds are made under pressure...

Oh dear

sounds more like it's from a fortune cookie

Ok the word “Account” is OK it’s a good word, useful in business but is not interchangeable with “thing” or “team” or “process” or “person”

These people had very expensive educations but don’t understand that words have established meanings