Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

The losers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands...

FWIW I call the guy that fixes my guitars, my guy... He's awesome, I really love his work, I wish I could do what he does, I've got a bit of a crush on him even tho' he's shorter and hairier than me, so not my usual type...

He's my guy, FUCK YOU ALL...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KfQk0l_oBM
This is the radio edit of course, the LP version has all the swears.

Simply put, looking at my bank account now I've probably got too much money in there and need to spread it around a bit

That’s just next level wankery.

next level wankery

my vote for the new thread name

Binfire

I'd be quite pleased to be called "my front-end developer" as that implies respect, happy clients and customer loyalty.

Not something I'm going to be giving "the" coffee roaster from a few pages back, partly because he seems a bit angry and unpleasant, but also because after years of coffee wankery "my" coffee roaster turns out to be Lavazza.

(It's just that perfect bitter breakfast coffee nirvana where all artisan coffees are actually trying to get to. In that way that people who make their own ketchup, baked beans or tomato soup are actually just trying to achieve the perfection that is Heinz.)

I read once that "my bank" is normal, but if you say "my banker" that's your golf club right there.

Man... is the class war still going in this thread?

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Controversial. But I do know what you mean.

I usually forget to choose my coffee from pact, and so often I get these interesting flavoured beans. But actually 9/10 I'd prefer something less... Idk... try hard(?).

Narrator:

As the years passed by, the forum members grew old and with it grew more Conservative. It all started with Coffee, and, quite surprisingly to some, their Tomato based product preferences.

Negative Chief, there’s a specific thread for that now. I don’t remember how this discussion started, I think it was a semantic thing?

would rep.

Evidently so. Even though James has made a separate thread for the double chainsaw owners.

Shit - I've missed that. Best head on over.

A few truths here. They had a 2 for 1 in my local nisa and i went full-hoarding mode

Turns out I am Dammit’s coffee roaster since I apologised to him for making a cunt of myself on here. Hate to think that a loss of perspective during a difficult time from me has somehow led to people drinking Lavazza.

Nice mate, an apology goes a long way. You wouldn’t be the first person to regret their words said in a difficult time either. I much prefer it when we all play nice!

To get back to Golf Club… is staying in Fitzrovia golf club? I’m not a Londoner so not really sure. I feel like it might be.

Basement level flat though. Not Golf Club.

Basement level flat though. Not Golf Club.

Bunker. Very golf club.

I feel so much better now.

My halls were in Fitzrovia - Charlotte Street. Long time ago now.

I think the best thing to say about yesterday was that it reminded me try some Yellow Bourbon coffee - something I’d been meaning to do for years but: lazy and forgetful.

Funnily enough the last time I drank Lavazza it prompted my girlfriend to ban me from having “fighting coffee” ever again, due to the dramatic mood change it engendered and the intemperate things it led me to say.

Needless to say no apology was necessary from Steve - I was trolling him, a response was also an expectation - but the thought was very much appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3mBS2kbsg

You had a crush on me so shush

(you didn't but I can imagine your face reading that 😂)

UCL alumni innit.