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  • Burning the fucking shit out of my hand because I'm a stupid bastard. I was sensible enough to use an oven glove to pull the pan out of the oven after an hour but not sensible enough to use the oven glove to remove the lid.

  • Two weeks ago, I unscrewed the top of my espresso machine.

    I don't quite know what i was thinking.

    The jet of steam and boiling water on my hand was a reminder to pay better attention.

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