I hate

Ha! I'm putting you on a table with the weirdest mix of humans I can conjure...

Ah, the LFGSS table.

We went to a really posh wedding in Henley on Thames - the reception was held in the boat house where the tables appeared to be arranged by profession. There was the bankers table (that was a big one) , the business people table , wealthy creatives etc and we were assigned the 'miscellaneous' table - a ragged mix of oddities , cokehead musicians , family black sheep , a posh tramp and postal clerks.

Probably did you a favour.

Probably did you a favour.

Yep - once they asked "and what are you in ?" they wandered off.

I've still not forgiven @TW for sticking me on the @dancing james table at his wedding.

If the wedding is posh, always remember to fart on the cheeseboard

He put @ChainBreaker on the table of shame!

I like the notion that was my table. I thought it was a table of miracles - bike nerds with partners.

This is great advice...

What the hell, that was MY table!!!

People being interviewed that start their reply with "That's a very good question".

‘Let me be clear…’

Politicians are the worst for limiting the amount of time they have to spend answering questions. It drives me mad.

A posh tramp LOL!

Interviewed under caution?

"Look..." 😡🔪

Mind where you swing that knife young man

Not sure if it's an just an Australian thing, whenever I hear anyone start a conversation like that my eyes glaze over and I shut down... 🙄

I'm fortunate enough not to have had it used on me in person, only on television shows

“Look” is particularly infuriating when radio presenters say it to grab listeners attention.

"look" I can tolerate, but " you know" can fuck right off.
I used to work with a person that used "you know" two to three times per minute in conversation.
As a result I assumed he was full of shit and didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
The employer figured this out later and sacked him.

It's a metaphor. When used in that meaning with somebody who's in the same room, it still isn't a literal instruction. "Listen" as a substitute would be at least as patronising.

He put @ChainBreaker on the table of shame!

We did actually feel bit bad afterwards for putting him on a table of strangers (who are all really nice people, though, in our defence).

It could have been worse - we could have put him next to the 80+ year old woman that my MIL invited (not us - we didn't want her there at all) to sit on the top table, who we had to chaperone, entertain and placate, and keep away from the booze.

Bike nerdz table was low key the table of shame.

It could have been worse - we could have put him next to the 80+ year old woman that my MIL invited (not us - we didn't want her there at all) to sit on the top table, who we had to chaperone, entertain and placate, and keep away from the booze.

Sounds like a job for Iain

I didn't mind. They were nice ppl.