Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I've been quoted in here, there was a bit of truth to the snobbery, didn't let it bother me.

To sell is to create, to create is to sell, to buy is to own but also to sell. If you own have you won, if you sell are you less?

At the end of the day, and also half way through the afternoon when you start to feel a bit drowsy, aren't we all just typos in the Classifieds of life?

^ dibs

I work in sales .....look deeply into my eyes when you wake you will buy a 2 week timeshare on a Golfing development in Spain.

i only visit here to gauge my own relative sense of golfing awareness

I am going to beat you to death with a mashy niblick.

Ruining a good walk?

Thought I had answered, and managed to destroy my good crimpers.

You don't count, as you know what your doing. Have seen some really poor crimped connectors. The kind you buy at the cheap place with a cheap tool that leaves a crimped connecter that can easily pulled off.

What's a good crimping tool for smaller connectors?

Add me to golf club {snip} my mortgage is paid off and I'm sunning it up somewhere {snip] retired early.

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Not a clue, but how small a connector, like a header on a pi?

The teeth of small children, tipped with diamonds and inlayed into platinum handles. 19th hole anyone?

teeth of small children

An odd thing but it's recommended to keep milk teeth from children in case they need them in the future as they are a great source of stem cells.

I have (I think) pretty much all of my daughter's milk teeth in a manky "first tooth" jar somewhere in her room.

#cdsb

Wow did not know that. My daughter stole them back to get more money out of the tooth fairy, I should find them

and keep fleecing the tooth fairy? sounds like a steady income.

To sell is to create, to create is to sell, to buy is to own but also to sell. If you own have you won, if you sell are you less?

this

Did you not become suspicious when the little darling claimed for her 85th tooth? It's a bit like reading someone's expenses in 90s publishing and suggesting that they sign as 'M. Bezzle'. Tell her that the tooth fairy can count and has handed on her excess claim to the fairyland tax authorities and they visit at night.....

Never thought I'd learn anything in this thread, except the comfort that comes with wealth obviously.
I'd also say that this information substantially raises the value of my kids teeth. Not good for the tooth fairy.

This is actually the opposite of a golf club post. This is called forward thinking. It was all on sale to just clear it all out. If I wanted to buy the same parts now, I'd be paying more :-)

@picco - see, you get it. I merely posted about buying parts during supply chain issues.

arbitrage

There are companies that act as stem cell banks that will take your children's milk teeth in by post and process them and store them (hopefully where they will never be required).

They also process and store stem cells from umbilical cord/blood.

Google: stem cell bank

(I've kept most of my daughter's milk teeth just because that's where the "tooth fairy" dumps them after the requisite £1 or £2 has been extracted. I have no plans to actually send them to a stem cell bank though.)

I have an entire daughter I would cheerfully send to a stem cell bank, is 312 months too old? Obviously, half of her genes are only fit for research purposes, but I would like to make a selfless donation to science. Does the stem cell bank accept them minced and do they pay interest?

Apparently stem cells can be extracted from menstrual blood.

This is possibly the least golf club statement ever.

You only own what you can defend.