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  • ^Part one of the holy trinity, gently delivered in succession to paralyse your audience:

    (1) My wife laughed at me when I suggested building a bicycle out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.

    (2) My wife eventually left me due to my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

    (3) You'd think she'd be able to forgive me, I just made a fusilli mistakes...

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