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Eseman in reply to @hugo7

Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up multiple times a night in increasingly awkward positions that eventually result in you lying crunched half on the floor and half on a near empty mattress, where you remain slipping in and out of consciousness because it’s too physically uncomfortable to be awake, until you finally force your exhausted self to get up and escape the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin

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russmeyer in reply to @Eseman

Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up multiple times a night in increasingly awkward positions that eventually result in you lying crunched half on the floor and half on a near empty mattress, where you remain slipping in and out of consciousness because it’s too physically uncomfortable to be awake, until you finally force your exhausted self to get up and escape the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin. Your wife, who is 25kgs lighter, has up to that point noticed nothing wrong with the shared large air mattress, only you have sunk down to the merciless wooden floor.

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