• Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up on the floor with the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin.

  • Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up multiple times a night in increasingly awkward positions that eventually result in you lying crunched half on the floor and half on a near empty mattress, where you remain slipping in and out of consciousness because it’s too physically uncomfortable to be awake, until you finally force your exhausted self to get up and escape the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin

    Ftfy

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