We stayed in a cottage in the middle of the darkest pitch black countryside - not a flicker of light pollution , stars or moon. The first night and unfamiliar with the cottage lay out I had to get up for a badly needed piss . It took ages feeling around for the bedroom door handle which I never found in the end .
The following morning my wife wondered why the carpet in the corner of the room was soaking wet.
We stayed in a cottage in the middle of the darkest pitch black countryside - not a flicker of light pollution , stars or moon. The first night and unfamiliar with the cottage lay out I had to get up for a badly needed piss . It took ages feeling around for the bedroom door handle which I never found in the end .
The following morning my wife wondered why the carpet in the corner of the room was soaking wet.
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