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  • Had a mate called Darren, he was a kinda heavy metal guy. A new flat mate moved in, also a bit rock & roll.
    The go on the beers as a house to welcome new man. Next morning Darren is nursing a cup of tea and a hangover when he hears business coming from Newman’s room.
    Darren goes to investigate to find the guy packing his bags and loading them into his car. He sees Darren and says “yeah yeah I get the message”
    This confuses Darren and he asked WTF?
    You walked into my room and pissed in my cowboy boots…ok I get it you want me gone”
    Mortified Darren realises that he’d gone for a sleep sprinkle and apologises profusely. Newman calms down and agrees to stay.
    Next night Darren pisses in his sock drawer

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