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  • At 17yo, a mate had a bedsit that we used to all get hammered at. I slept on his floor one night, got up, pissed in his armchair, sat in it, he threw a shoe at my head, I went back to sleep on the floor. Spent all of the next day cleaning the cushions and covers in his bathtub. The filth that came out of it, god knows what went on before my infraction. Did him a favour, really.

  • also guilty of this while living in a shared house at uni.
    apparently i walked into the living room where my flatmate had fallen asleep on the sofa.
    he told me he woke up to see me wonder into the room wearing my backpack, lift the cushion up on an armchair, have a waz, then go back to bed.

    #lufgusspissingcontest

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