Epic WTF

good work

smart move putting all the hands under the table they're the hardest bit to do

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In Lion King, Scar eats Mufasa, reclines on his bones and locks Zazu in a cage make of his ribs.

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Omg Dave Mathews shit shower thing is (brown and) gold. Fuckinell! Haha!

Not really epic, but whatever.

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Life in the rigs

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Plus he’s been doing what new male pride leaders do with the females in the pride for at least a couple of years. Including Nala and Simba’s mum.

I was offshore on a rig years ago, there was a spate of tit for tat shitting in other people's showers.

The OIM had a photo of one of the offending turds laminated and it was posted on every deck safety noticeboard with the advice that anyone caught shitting in the showers would be on the next chopper home. It was even the main subject of an entire morning safety briefing!

My wife worked offshore for several years. How she put up with that (literal) shit I don't know.

She must have been the one doing the shitting

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Mate of a mate sent me it, Brea Alpha was backing up, been on numerous rigs and platforms, never seen a shit in a shower thank christ, although would have been a great safety card!

She must have been the one doing the shitting

lol

never seen a shit in a shower thank christ,

Once saw one in a festival shower... I hate humans

Longest I did was three weeks away on a survey vessel in some very bad weather in shallow water and a spring tide. Suffered from land sickness (Mal d'Embarquement) for months when I got back. Horrible

Yeah toolbox talk as well as the morning safety meeting!

I used to be in the TA, there was always a sleep-Walker-pisser. Strangely they usually peed in someone’s open rucksack but occasionally a sleeping comrade got a “golden reveille”.

I watched someone sleepwalk around a barrack room looking for a loo, before peeing on his own bed, getting into it and snuggling down.

Yeah toolbox talk as well as the morning safety meeting!

Miss that shit, and then again I don't, lol!

there was a spate of tit for tat shitting in other people's showers.

This needs to be framed somewhere, funniest thing I have read for ages!

A friend of mine was desperate to take a shit in a shared house but the bog was being used. The house had a separate shower room and he unloaded in there and had to 'toe it down' as he so eloquently put it!!

Yeah same! Do miss some of the awesome views, the chopper flights I quite enjoyed/was terrified by. On the vessels, being so tiny in the shadow of a huge installation was something else.

Watching the subsea boys 'flying' the ROV's along pipelines and having to turn its lights off and set it down as there were too many fish to see anything! Incredible.

shit for tot!

Once saw one in a festival shower... I hate humans

When I first got with my ex, her cat's way of registering displeasure was a shower turd every time I stayed over. Just realising now that it could have been her flatmate.

My mate once did that in a B&B we were staying in in Sicily - his body was in a bit of distress after completing a double ironman and he accidentally shat himself in the shower, but still, that poor little old lady who ran the place...

Could have been worse. One girlfriend's cat used to piss on my face while I was asleep to express his displeasure at my arrival on the scene.