Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

next level wankery. I haven’t felt such hatred towards a bicycle in a long time.

Feels good, no? This is what I come here for. @AntSel great find.

Needs more Paul

"I would rather sit and stare at it as a work of art than deal with low-balling douchebags."

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/d/emeryville-rivendell-wolbis-slugstone/7339629866.html

Interesting floor lighting as well?

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Edit- damn, suspension

If it would please the house, I submit my latest white paper on dad Bikes:

Its actually for my dad, it has a saftey pizza but im not attaching so he can enjoy sticking the stickers

Sensible tyres. Shimano cranks and hydros. Plastic mudguards and GASP black hubs and non descript rack
Functional thread>>>>>>

Needs flapZ!

Too nice for functional, not flashy enough for here.
Obvious subwank is obvious.

Whatever it is it’s a really really lovely build and looks as fit for purpose as it’s possible to be.

Spotty I am disappoint. Get into FBNPNA.

awesome!

absolute state this party has become,

people are deriding a custom modified, resprayed frame with boutique stem, brooks and a curatorial eye as not a wanker bike?

i think honourable members forget the first page examples and have gotten high off the anodising fumes. this is not a 26r with a stridsiland ring and some ebayed thomson for the sub wanker party, nor is it some mudguard wagon for GBNPNA

get a good look at yourselves for heavens sake, or we'll have trouble come election day

*hands in party ID card, hangs head in shame and begins the long walk to the gulag.

Something for everyone on this one..

source

@tom-g Spectacular.

Some really nice frames there, like his work a lot.

Original submission recinded for being too pimped

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please remove this carbon bike, we don't accept ocean waste here unless it's chemical run off or virgin steel production at which we can only say "we live in a society"

+1 @Maj

Is that a Trek?

Dangerholm Scott scale

He's also responsible for this 💩
Dangerholm x Bicyclepubes

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More, but it has a triple

Ew, it's not even funny

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E: this was actually quite mean, even by my standards

Yeah I'm not taking this guy seriously either

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I like how him and romance Ronnie look exactly the same but are ideologically polar opposites

dangerholm bike was posted minutes after ‘release’ on gravel thread